Promo available

Creatine Is My C*caine – The Legal Obsession

¥4,049 JPY
Free shipping for orders over ¥11,253 for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.


 No lines. Just scoops.
The iron doesn’t care, but your mitochondria do.
Forged in the gym. Snorted in the locker room.

If creatine isn’t your religion yet, this shirt is your conversion ritual.

⚠️ Side effects may include:
– Sudden water retention
– Unshakable pump confidence
– Screaming “Lightweight baby!” in public

🧠 Powered by science. Approved by Sav.

Creatinium™ – Blacksmith of Bad Ideas.

Select Color: Black

Please select Color

Select Size

Please select Size

Dropdown

More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.