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HABEMUS CREATINIUM – The Cult Has Spoken Tee

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HABEMUS CREATINIUM.
The prophecy is fulfilled. The forge has spoken. The imp has risen.

This is the official relic of chaos. The first spark. The original sin of style.
You’re not just buying a shirt – you’re pledging allegiance to the cult of creatine, memes and questionable sets.

🙏 Forged by discipline.
😈 Blessed by regret.
🧠 Designed for the chosen degenerates who lift harder than they think.

This is Drop #001.
The one you’ll pretend you were there for.

In gains we trust. In memes we ascend.

CREATINIUM™ – Blacksmith of Bad Ideas

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.