WE ARE NOW LIVE ⚔️ WELCOME TO THE FORGE

> This is not a store.

This is not a brand.

This is a bad idea that got creatine poisoning, picked up a barbell, and never looked back.

Welcome to CREATINIUM™ – the blacksmith of bad ideas.

Fueled by caffeine, memes, and a complete disregard for recovery days.

Here you’ll find:

Dead memes with PR potential

Motivational creeds forged in silence

T-shirts made for chalk, failure, and dopamine withdrawal

No fluff. No sponsors. Just Sav Smith™ (your local imp of discipline & degeneracy) yelling from your chest.

So grab your pre, curse the bar, and remember:

🔥 Lift or Laugh. But never skip leg day.

#FORGEON

#CREATINIUM

#BlacksmithOfBadIdeas